the only thing i can turn on is my computer

(Source: wickedinthemix)

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jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay)

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(Source: katiebookqueen)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(Source: fuckyeahaboki)

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One time when I was younger I cried watching Pokemon because Brock shooed a baby pokemon away

(Source: zarialinton)

evelynpoynter:

Daesung dancing like Hyori.

(Source: nerdkwang)

(Source: jiyeops)